Monday, August 23, 2004

Top Ten Ways To Fail Comp II

Top Ten Ways To Fail Comp II

Eighty percent of success is showing up.
--Woody Allen

1. Don't attend class.

2. Don't pay attention.

3. Never take notes.

4. Don't buy or bring books.

5. Skip the homework.

6. Show up tardy a lot. Make sure to ask questions that have already been answered.

7. Read teacher's comments once and hand your graded paper right back.

8. Use workshop writing time to play Solitaire.

9. Turn in papers late. Be on-time with excuses.

10. Library? What library?

Bonus: When you have committed the above ten sins, come to teacher at the end of the semester and ask "can you help me out Mr. Graves?"


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